Nihilists Take Their Coffee Black
A collection of philosophical rambles and otherwise random takes on life, dogs, toilets, everything.
Philosophy, criticism, and side quests

Nihilists Take Their Coffee Black

A collection of philosophical rambles and otherwise random takes on life, dogs, toilets, everything.

A private index of obsessions

Structured like a polished personal publication: essays up front, oddities in the wings, and the Toronto toilet archive kept intact as its own self-contained subsection.

Primary mode
Luxurious navy
Specialized archive
Toilet reviews
Secondary wing
Blog posts
Curio cabinet
HD Hen
Order is only slightly less absurd than chaos, but it photographs much better.
Site preface

Subsections

The homepage acts as a polished front door. Each subsection keeps its own voice, with the toilet reviews preserved in their current brown visual system inside a dedicated directory.

Subsection 01

Toilet Reviews

The full Where to Poop: Toronto project now lives as a self-contained sub-site under this personal domain, with its existing styling and review structure preserved.

Subsection 02

Blog Posts

A quieter section for essays, notes, and philosophical detours. It is deliberately restrained, leaving room for future writing without looking unfinished.

Subsection 03

HD Hen

An intentionally minimal side room: one page, one bird, no justification beyond the fact that it exists and that existence is enough.

Editorial mode

The design favors a dark, tailored shell with gold accents and restrained cream surfaces. It is meant to feel like a proper personal publication rather than a loose file dump.

Writing

Dense but legible

Long-form writing can sit comfortably in the navy theme without sacrificing clarity or mobile readability.

Navigation

Separated by intent

Readers can immediately distinguish between essays, utility-driven reviews, and lighter one-off pages.

Continuity

One site, different voices

The personal shell stays navy and polished, while the toilet-review wing keeps its existing brown treatment as a deliberate tonal shift.